I've given up on reading Cats' Paws and Catapults : Mechanical Worlds of Nature and People.
("It's not you, book... It's me. I'm sorry.")

Instead I'm enjoying all the sorrid details of Kitchen Confidential : Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly.

Speaking of food, I couldn't help but notice this item that's currently one of Amazon's movers and shakers: What would Jesus eat?

Probably not not queer food.